1. Free drinks.
2. Free dinners.
3. Free movies (you get the point).
4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
6. You know The Truth about whether size matters.
7. Speeding ticket? What's that?
8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.
10. If you have sex with someone and don't call him the next day, you're not the devil.
11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
12. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud.
13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
14. You can sleep your way to the top.
15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
19. Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Tom Selleck.
20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected.
22. YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.
24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
25. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him.
26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
33. You have the ability to dress yourself.
34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like.
37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's after shave.
38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.
39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
40. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
42. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
43. You've never had a goatee.
44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
45. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at her shoes.
47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.
48. You don't have hair on your back.
49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
50. You get to hate Paris Hilton in 1. Free drinks.
Faux Pas
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Date: December 18, 2009
Venue: Transcom City, Tangub Bacolod City
Theme: A magical night
Venue: Transcom City, Tangub Bacolod City
Theme: A magical night
Have you ever decided not to spend Christmas Eve with your family and the New year? Well, I did! For the longest time... I have experienced a lot of difficulties dealing with it. Well, what happened every year is that I'm always making excuses not to go home to our farm where our family is doing some of reunion every year. I always make up excuses, like I have to work. Though the industry I'm in has always a work during holidays, I still have the option to file a leave. The first year that I spend it with my ex-boyfriend (now my husband) was devastating. We spend our Christmas in somebody's house and our New in a videoke bar in front of SM City Iloilo. It was fun though but I feel no significance at all. The second time, well, I can't even remember how I spend it anymore. Until this year, I'm away from our hometown and I wish I had chose to be with my family to feel the spirit of Christmas and at least feel that New year is special. I won't blame anybody if ever I feel Christmas is so different compared when I was a kid. I opt to change it and I want to spend every single event with my family. Money is not important at all... What is important is that, we do it as memorable as we could imagine and that only happens when we spend it with our loved ones. z