Faux Pas


Friday, April 16, 2010
I got super tired of facebook, friendster and the like. I never had time writing back here in my blog until today...

I was surfing when I remember to update my layout.
Thank God I found this wonderful site:

http://www.createblog.com/layouts/

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Posted by jox.blog at 9:17 AM | 0 comments
Wednesday, January 20, 2010
Thank you so much mom for dedicating this song to me...
I know, wherever you are, as long as this song is sung, I will always remember you in my heart.

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She can kill with a smile
She can wound with her eyes
She can ruin your faith with her casual lies
And she only reveals what she wants you to see
She hides like a child,
But she's always a woman to me

She can lead you to love
She can take you or leave you
She can ask for the truth
But she'll never believe you
And she'll take what you give her, as long as it's free
Yeah, she steals like a thief
But she's always a woman to me

CHORUS:
Oh--she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh--and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

And she'll promise you more
Than the Garden of Eden
Then she'll carelessly cut you
And laugh while you're bleedin'
But she'll bring out the best
And the worst you can be
Blame it all on yourself
Cause she's always a woman to me
--Mhmm--

Bridge

CHORUS:
Oh--she takes care of herself
She can wait if she wants
She's ahead of her time
Oh--and she never gives out
And she never gives in
She just changes her mind

She is frequently kind
And she's suddenly cruel
She can do as she pleases
She's nobody's fool
And she can't be convicted
She's earned her degree
And the most she will do
Is throw shadows at you
But she's always a woman to me
--Mhmm--

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Posted by jox.blog at 1:07 AM | 0 comments
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
I woke up today drowsy and feeling restless. I was surprised to see a scorpion in my room.
The fact that I just woke up and still dizzy, I wasn't able to realize the danger it would cost me.
I look at it closely and as I realize that it was indeed an arachnid, I smashed it with my slippers. I can't believed I had that in my room. I'm a certified arachnophobic!

I still wasn't able to digest what happened, I went downstairs to take a bath. What I always do is to turn on the light in the bathroom while I brush my teeth in the kitchen sink. I f*cking open my eyes in disbelief seeing a big toad in the bathroom door.

Now, I'm not comfortable because the house I was renting was a frustration for me! They are not cleaning the house and when it rain so hard, all insects and animals came out in the open.

I can't help feeling some disappointment because I feel that I am living in a jungle with all of those creatures. If you're home, isn't it supposed to be like a "HOME" for you? Where you can relax and feel safe?

I have a pending article about Bacolod City. It was already past due but I haven't finished the criticism yet. Wait, till' I publish it here. I may not be the best writer but everybody can relate to me. I know I have been so personal in this article but this is just my observations. Promise! I will be posting it as soon as I can.

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Posted by jox.blog at 3:36 AM | 0 comments
Monday, December 28, 2009
1. Free drinks.
2. Free dinners.
3. Free movies (you get the point).
4. You can hug your friend without wondering if she thinks you're gay.
5. You can hug your friend without wondering if YOU'RE gay.
6. You know The Truth about whether size matters.
7. Speeding ticket? What's that?
8. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
9. You never had to walk down the hall with your binder strategically positioned in high school.
10. If you have sex with someone and don't call him the next day, you're not the devil.
11. Condoms make no significant difference in your enjoyment of sex.
12. If you have to be home in time for 90210, you can say so, out loud.
13. If you're not making enough money you can blame the glass ceiling.
14. You can sleep your way to the top.
15. You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
16. Nothing crucial can be cut off with one clean sweep.
17. It's possible to live your whole life without ever taking a group shower.
18. No fashion faux pas you make could rival The Speedo.
19. Brad Pitt, Tom Cruise and Tom Selleck.
20. You don't have to fart to amuse yourself.
21. If you cheat on your spouse, people assume it's because you're being emotionally neglected.
22. YOU never have to wonder if his orgasm was real.
23. You'll never have to decide where to hide your nose-hair clipper.
24. No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
25. If you think the person you're dating really likes you, you don't have to break up with him.
26. Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
27. If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
28. You can congratulate your teammate without ever touching her ass.
29. If you have a zit, you can conceal it.
30. You never have to reach down every so often to make sure your privates are still there.
31. If you're dumb, some people will find it cute.
32. You don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.
33. You have the ability to dress yourself.
34. You have an excuse to be a total bitch at least once a month.
35. You can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
36. If you marry someone 20 years younger, you're aware that you look like.
37. If you're wearing cologne, you don't have to pretend it's after shave.
38. You'll probably never see someone you know while peeing in an alley.
39. You'll never have to punch a hole through anything with your fist.
40. You can quickly end any fight by crying.
41. Your friends won't think you're weird if you ask whether there's spinach in your teeth.
42. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.
43. You've never had a goatee.
44. Gay waiters don't make you uncomfortable.
45. You'll never regret piercing your ears.
46. You can fully assess a person just by looking at her shoes.
47. You'll never discover you've been duped by a Wonderbra.
48. You don't have hair on your back.
49. You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
50. You get to hate Paris Hilton in 1. Free drinks.

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Saturday, December 26, 2009
Date: December 18, 2009
Venue: Transcom City, Tangub Bacolod City
Theme: A magical night















Posted by jox.blog at 10:44 PM | 0 comments

Have you ever decided not to spend Christmas Eve with your family and the New year? Well, I did! For the longest time... I have experienced a lot of difficulties dealing with it. Well, what happened every year is that I'm always making excuses not to go home to our farm where our family is doing some of reunion every year. I always make up excuses, like I have to work. Though the industry I'm in has always a work during holidays, I still have the option to file a leave. The first year that I spend it with my ex-boyfriend (now my husband) was devastating. We spend our Christmas in somebody's house and our New in a videoke bar in front of SM City Iloilo. It was fun though but I feel no significance at all. The second time, well, I can't even remember how I spend it anymore. Until this year, I'm away from our hometown and I wish I had chose to be with my family to feel the spirit of Christmas and at least feel that New year is special. I won't blame anybody if ever I feel Christmas is so different compared when I was a kid. I opt to change it and I want to spend every single event with my family. Money is not important at all... What is important is that, we do it as memorable as we could imagine and that only happens when we spend it with our loved ones. z

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